Do you ever have the urge to silence someone? Nothing harmful or violent. Just an urge to take your sweet, gentle lady hand and place it firmly over someone’s mouth.
Salted Caramel, Decadent Chocolate, and a Brownie Crust. The Ultimate Three-Way.
Being pale could be fun I guess. Say, if you look like a Korean skin care model for instance. Your pearlescent skin is a thing of beauty. Congratulations. Slap on some BB Cream and strut yourself around town. Meanwhile, I’ll be over here putting on my tenth layer of concealer to hide the gigantic blue veins on my forehead (and eye…
If you work an office job, you know that the standard 30 minutes for lunch is short. Like, unfair short. Sorry to anyone that doesn’t even get an unfair short lunch. It’s what I imagine hell to be like.