Over the weekend I learned a few things. Yes, I put on my big girl panties, went out into the world and found out what the hype on brunching was about. Let me tell you all something revolutionary: brunching is just breakfast with alcohol. That’s right, the hype isn’t hype and the technical term is…
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Keeping It Tight: Why You Should Be Tightlining TODAY
SO I have no power this morning. Yeah, I’ll survive but as far as witty blog posts goes, this will not be one of them. On the bright side, I now have an amazing excuse to buy coffee AND breakfast at Starbucks this morning so… Tightlining. Did you know that you don’t need to have…
Low Maintenance Waves For Dummies & Deep Thoughts With Inspector Gorgeous
Why is it that when faced with a situation outside of our comfort zones, we feel the explicit need to apologize for every single insecurity? No really, I’m asking. One minute you are riding the happy train, singing your own praises and feeling like a winner and then you interact with someone you perceive to…
The Dark Side of Citrus:Dark Chocolate Salted Orange Bars
Any time I think of oranges two things come to mind: Florida and that knock knock joke that I always screwed up as a kid. “Knock Knock!” “Who’s there?” “Banana.” “Banana who?” “Knock knock!” and then “Who’s there?” and then again with the “Banana” until you are dangerously close to getting your ten year old…
Swipe Right: Get the Perfect Winged Shadow Every Time!
Ten times out of ten I’m running late. Yes, that is 100% and not an exaggeration. My makeup routine (full-on cuteness) typically takes a super long time and is almost exclusively the culprit. Maybe I’m sucky, maybe I’m slow, but when I’m rushing around trying to hit dollface status I forget critical things about makeup application. I preface…
I Scream. You Scream. Then We All Get Ice Cream…or something like that.
Allow me to say all of the things you are likely thinking right now. This recipe is a total cop-out, the name isn’t even in the title (it’s a milkshake), and it is totally void of all Pinteresty graphics. I can explain. For starters, is it or is it not a recipe a cop-out? Probably…