Week two of Pimp Your Peanut Butter and I’ve already let y’all down. I said every Monday and encouraged you all to subscribe. You all subscribed, RIGHT? Right. BUT in my defense, was yesterday even a real Monday? And if it were a real Monday, who was actually doing anything other than squeezing every last…
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Himalayan Salt Block Cooking: Coconut Crusted Shrimp with Creamy Cauliflower Rice
Does anyone remember the salt lamp craze? I do because a month after my parents received one as a gift they were all recalled and it ended up in the reject closet with every other appliance you thought would be useful but (surprise!) was not. The Himalayan Salt Block, also known as salt slab, is…
Like Corn, Just less Corny! Mexican Street Corn Style Yellow Squash
No, squash is not corn, but hear me out. Sometimes a swap isn’t a clean and even thing. It’s like those bozos on the internet who try to make you believe cauliflower could ever have the same texture as a traditional yeast dough pizza crust. Ya’ aint foolin’ anyone guys. It’s not bread, nor will it ever…
Two Ingredient Low Carb Chocolate Ice Cream
Some people prefer things fast. Fast food, fast cash, Fast Times at Ridgemont High…the list goes on. I’m not knocking fast. There is certainly a time and place for fast. Hard won’t be discussed in this blog post because though it is technically ice cream, this recipe is fairly soft and that’s the way it’s supposed…
You Just Got Served: Single Serving Chocolate Chip Cookie
How do people stop themselves from eating an entire batch of cookies? Don’t make an entire batch of cookies? Throw the leftovers in the trash? Nuke the kitchen? I’ve heard whispers of this thing called self-control but I’ve yet to confirm that it’s a real thing. SO aside from food waste or a nuclear…
Not Your Girl Scout’s Cookies: Gluten Free Thin Mints
Spill. What’s your favorite Girl Scout Cookie? Before I took on my vow of chastity for all things gluten, I used to get down on some Girl Scout cookies. Flavor? All of them. Amount? All of them. Time of Day? All of them. As you can see, this presents a problem both on a…