How do people stop themselves from eating an entire batch of cookies? Don’t make an entire batch of cookies? Throw the leftovers in the trash? Nuke the kitchen? I’ve heard whispers of this thing called self-control but I’ve yet to confirm that it’s a real thing. SO aside from food waste or a nuclear…
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Be Your Best Nude: How To Rock A Nude Lip
For years, yes YEARS, I’ve been on a biblical scale hunt for the holiest of all lip products. The Nude. Seems simple right?? Find a lip color aptly named “nude”. Put it on. Look fabulous. Ha. That’s a fun joke.
Wear More Makeup: Sultry Sunset Eye
Do you ever have the urge to silence someone? Nothing harmful or violent. Just an urge to take your sweet, gentle lady hand and place it firmly over someone’s mouth.
Keeping It Tight: Why You Should Be Tightlining TODAY
SO I have no power this morning. Yeah, I’ll survive but as far as witty blog posts goes, this will not be one of them. On the bright side, I now have an amazing excuse to buy coffee AND breakfast at Starbucks this morning so… Tightlining. Did you know that you don’t need to have…
Chill Out: Sippable Frozen Booze Tubes
Summer is by definition the total acceptance of less clothing and more alcohol due to unbearable heat. Trust me. I looked it up. A few weeks ago I was casually trolling the kitchen wares isle at the grocery store for clearanced goodies , as everyone does, when I came across this discarded pack of zippy plastic…
Low Maintenance Waves For Dummies & Deep Thoughts With Inspector Gorgeous
Why is it that when faced with a situation outside of our comfort zones, we feel the explicit need to apologize for every single insecurity? No really, I’m asking. One minute you are riding the happy train, singing your own praises and feeling like a winner and then you interact with someone you perceive to…