Wake Up, America! Grain Free Pancakes & Blueberry Syrup
Politics and Pancakes
Touchy stuff, politics and pancakes. Both are hot button topics. Two grown adults throwing down over what breakfast joint has the best pancakes? Typical Saturday morning. Heck, syrup just might be the glue that is currently holding this country together. Don’t quote me on that since I haven’t had real sugar or an intellectual conversation about the presidency since 2008.
Wake up, America!
Lately people have been getting legitimately weird about politics. It is nearly impossible to have a civilized conversation with someone without one person losing their mind. My group text dudes, aptly named Group Chat ¹, have been hashing out this whole election thing for a while now and at one point every other text simply said “Wake up, America!”, in a completely adult, not-childish-at-all manner. That’s when it clicked.
Now he was referring to some sort of important politic-y thing, but I was already on to something more than sort of important. Pancake options…as in there aren’t enough of them. Who says we have to “go gluten or go hungry”? Not in this America! We don’t need refined grains to have kickin’ pancakes. We need pancakes that are of all shapes, sizes, and levels of carbohydrate!
Wake up, America! And let’s have gf pancakes smothered in healthy syrup.
Get ready for twenty-seven pictures that will make you question standings on
voting pro-gluten this year.
May I present the candidates…. Chickpea Flour Pancakes. *Applause*
Low Carb Blueberry Syrup!
*Crowd roars and collectively unbuttons jeans*
Butter won’t lie to you. Butter wants you to be happy.
Vote Pancakes/Butter 2016.
Don’t worry, syrup is on board.
If this was a beauty pageant and not a pancake election it’d be over already.
Chickpea flour for the W I N.
And that’s what I like to call Gluten Freedom.
¹ Group Chat is an amazing meeting of the minds that includes myself and three dudes whom I’ve known for quite sometime in different capacities. We’ve chatted everyday for 3 years. It’s probably not a record but it’s pretty damn amazing anyway.