The Girl Who Wanted To Eat Everything: A Memoir
It’s that special time of year when all anyone talks about is holiday weight gain. It’s unfair really. We are inundated with all of these delicious treats and then are expected to make good choices? Who’s eating raw veggies while everyone is eating twice baked potatoes?
Well, me probably, but it’s because I eat good veggies and I ∗attempt∗ to practice what I preach.
And then to really make you feel like a loser, nutrition professionals (not me) tell you that eating healthy is easy! Just eat everything in moderation. Take one or two bites and be done. It’s as if they have never even HEARD of Lays’ because if they had, they would know that you can’t eat just one. Betcha. And even if you can, is that really MODERATION? Because I’m pretty sure that even one of each and every holiday treat I want to eat is too many treats.
Hi, I guess I’m Dr. Seuss now. …